🐍 The Exotic Snake Experience

Want to make it sound even worse? Upgrade to the Exotic Snake Experience, where your friend will think they’re about to receive a rare, possibly venomous snake from overseas!

Their inbox will be bombarded with terrifying updates about a mislabeled crate, exotic animal import laws, and a desperate message from "Customs" asking if they have an escape-proof room available.

🌍 Alleged Snakes Include:
🐍 The Peruvian Midnight Viper (completely fake but sounds terrifying)
🐍 The Australian Screaming Python (totally made up)
🐍 The Burmese Tunnel Serpent (not a thing, but they don’t know that)

♻️ And yes, we still use repurposed packaging, so they’ll be horrified when a sketchy, dented box from “Amazon” shows up on their porch.

(Disclaimer: No live animals, just live reactions.)