🐍 The Mystery Box of Doom

Do they like surprises? Bad ones? Then this is the package for them!

With The Mystery Box of Doom, your unsuspecting friend will get cryptic shipping updates, disturbing care instructions, and a note from our "Animal Handling Team" that simply says, “Good luck.”

🔹 At some point, they’ll receive an official-looking document titled "Liability Waiver for Exotic Cargo", warning them to wear gloves when opening the package.

♻️ Of course, we’ll ship it in whatever random box we can find—because nothing screams "unexpected live animal" like a suspiciously re-taped USPS package.

(Disclaimer: The only thing real is their fear.)