The Classic Snake!

🐍 The Classic Snake Surprise

Tired of sending boring gifts like flowers or gift cards? Why not send your friend something they’ll never forget—A LIVE SNAKE*! (Not really, but they don’t know that yet.)

After ordering, your lucky recipient will receive a series of increasingly alarming emails informing them that their mystery snake is on its way. Each email includes tracking updates, feeding tips, and vague legal disclaimers about handling live reptiles.

To stay eco-friendly, we use recycled Amazon, FedEx, and USPS boxes for shipping! (Because what’s scarier than thinking your Amazon order contained a snake?)

Features:
✅ 100% prank—zero actual snakes
✅ Multiple fake delivery updates to keep them on edge
✅ Ethical & sustainable, because no real snakes are harmed
✅ Guaranteed to make them question your friendship